March 20, 2026

IRONY bites Pam Bondi on the ASS, leading her to ask "WHAT'S IRONY?"

BASED ON HER CRITERIA, I ASSUME "TRUTH SOCIAL" WILL BE THE NEXT SITE SHE "TAKES DOWN."

March 20, 2026

Hey, Chris Hayes. I remind myself EVERY F*CKING DAY that Trump is a sociopath, NOT "every once in a while."

YES...it was a SHOCKING, DISGUSTING, TASTELESS moment. But is there really anyone out there who DOES NOT EXPECT THAT from Trump?

March 20, 2026

Reuters/Ipsos poll: 7% of Americans support Orange Rapin' Felon Grampy sending ground troops into Iran. USA! USA USA!

WASHINGTON, March 19 (Reuters) - Some 65% of Americans believe U.S. President Donald Trump will order troops into a large-scale ground war in Iran and just 7% support that idea, a Reuters/Ipsos poll that closed on Thursday found.

The three-day poll showed Trump’s broader standing with the public holding largely unchanged at 40%, up 1 percentage point from a Reuters/Ipsos poll carried out in the hours after the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran on February 28. The poll, which gathered respondents from 1,545 U.S. adults nationwide, had a margin of error of about 3 percentage points.

The Trump administration has mulled deploying thousands of U.S. troops to reinforce its operation in the Middle East, Reuters reported on Wednesday. The possible deployments could use air and naval forces to secure safe passage for oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, or could involve deploying U.S. troops to Iran’s shoreline. The Trump administration has also discussed options to send ground forces to Iran’s Kharg Island, the hub for 90% of Iran’s oil exports, Reuters reported.

Trump on Thursday said he was “not putting troops anywhere,” when asked by a reporter about his plans, adding, “If I were, I certainly wouldn’t tell you.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-troops-iran-polling-bad_n_69bc5edae4b06f4d9c81f536

March 19, 2026

MAGAt Moses Mikey suffers amnesia, FORGETS Kristi Noem is in his orbit, receives several gentle reminders

The House passed the Bill to Outlaw Wounding of Official Working Animals, or BOWOW, Act, which would make any noncitizen convicted of or admitting to harming law enforcement animals deportable. 190 Democrats voted against it, and 15 Democrats crossed over to vote yes.

Johnson pounced on the opportunity to dunk on his colleagues across the aisle.

"The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous," Johnson roared on X.

The viral claim notably misrepresents the Democratic opposition. Opponents argued the bill was largely redundant, as harming a police dog is already unlawful. They objected to the legislation's immigration enforcement mechanics.

Norman Ornstein, contributing editor for the Atlantic, wrote on X, "Now do your dear friend Kristi Noem. Asking for Cricket."

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson-2676396216/

March 19, 2026

(SPOKEN IN HANK HILL VOICE)...Well, I'll tell ya what. When Leavitt says Trump has a plan for Iran, HE HAS A PLAN.

George Takei

‪@georgetakei.bsky.social‬
No one has rested assured since this regime first took office. And no, there is no plan in Iran. That's damn clear.

No one has rested assured since this regime first took office. And no, there is no plan in Iran. That's damn clear.

— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) 2026-03-19T21:05:02.219Z

March 19, 2026

Trump's BELOVED former Press Secretary DENIED HER VITTLES AGAIN by another AMERICA-HATING RESTAURANT!

It is ABUNDANTLY CLEAR TO ME that the Croissanterie restaurant has HUCKLEBERRY DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!



https://www.thedailybeast.com/arkansas-maga-governor-sarah-huckabee-sanders-booted-from-croissanterie-restaurant-by-her-own-constituents/

A restaurant in Arkansas told the state’s MAGA governor she wasn’t welcome there.

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who previously served as a White House press secretary during Donald Trump’s first presidential term, said she was asked to leave a restaurant called The Croissanterie in Little Rock last week by the eatery’s owners.

“Last week I was having lunch with two other moms at a restaurant when the owner approached a member of the State Police Executive Protection Detail and said my presence made their employees feel threatened and told us to leave,” Sanders wrote in a post on X on Thursday, responding to a story about the matter by The Daily Wire editor-in-chief Brent Scher.

“Arkansans are known for their warm hospitality, and while that restaurant didn’t meet that standard, my administration will continue to focus on lifting Arkansans up, not tearing others down,” Sanders concluded.

One of the restaurant’s employees responded to the initial Daily Wire story, stating that the eatery did not regret its decision.

March 19, 2026

Andy Ogles (R-TN) equates having "a set of balls" with doing whatever Trump demands, enthusiastically, without question

House conservatives are training their fire on a new target: their own Senate majority leader.

Fed up with John Thune's (R-SD) refusal to nuke the filibuster and force through President Donald Trump's sweeping voter ID bill, House Republicans are reaching for a familiar weapon — the same scorched-earth playbook they used to torch former Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

"It’s time for Thune to grow a set of balls," Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) told Notus on Thursday.

"Nuke the filibuster, pass all this stuff and pass Trump's executive orders," he added.

The frustration centers on the SAVE America Act, which passed the House 218-213 last month with just one Democrat voting yes. The bill would require proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to cast a ballot, including by mail, in an attempt to curb baseless accusations of rampant voter fraud. Critics say it would amount to voter suppression.

https://www.rawstory.com/john-thune-2676388578/

March 19, 2026

The whole gamut of crybaby "PEOPLE WANT AMERICA TO LOSE" bullsh*t coming from Hegseth and other Trump goons

I look at it this way.

I NEVER want America to lose.

That said, we have a 79 year old toddler in the White House who writes "DONNY ROCKS!" on the walls with his own poop.

What I WANTED...obviously past tense...was for America to NOT GET INTO ANOTHER WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

And the issue is that Trump wasn't prepared, did an end run around Congress, thought he was playing a video game or something, and here we are.

I don't want America to lose.

I want Trump and his goons to GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, and SOON, and GET THE FUCK out of Iran before ANY MORE AMERICAN LIVES are LOST.

THAT'S what I "want."

March 19, 2026

TRUMP: "Iran has no firepower." SHORTLY AFTER THAT: "BOOM" A $100M U.S. F-35 was struck "by suspected Iranian firepower"

https://archive.ph/SzvOx#selection-401.7-401.48

Trump has repeatedly said the U.S. had obliterated Iran’s firepower, but a $100 million American fighter jet on Thursday made an emergency landing after being struck by what’s believed to be Iranian fire.

The F-35 made an emergency landing at the U.S. air base in the Middle East after being struck by Iranian fire, according to two sources to CNN.

U.S. Central Command confirmed that the stealth jet was flying a combat mission over Iran when it was forced to make an emergency landing.

March 19, 2026

Drunken Tattooed Sexually Abusive Former Fox InfoTainment Creep: 'Ungrateful Allies In Europe' Should Be Thanking Trump

Acyn
@Acyn
Hegseth: The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press should be saying one thing to President Trump: Thank you.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/2034605314721652736